About the artist:

Many people who come to this site have one question: "Who is this person!?" They want to know what twisted and lovely individual would create this project and offer it to the world. Who? The musician behind the behind, the mastermind of all of this fabulosity, the diva of flatulence, inventor of flatomusicology, and trainer of singing fish. We can't tell you WHO she is, but we can tell you a little about her.

This woman who we will refer to as "The Great Mastermind" [TGM] is actually a well educated and successful musician. TGM has been a professional musician for many years working in the music industry in several capacities both as a writer and performer.

TGM got her start in music at a very young age, taking piano lessons in grade school, singing in choir, and yes, playing in the marching band. She eventually decided to go to college and major in music, and followed that up by getting a master's degree in music from a very prestigious university.

Now, besides peddling this very fart music CD, TGM is a part of a music production company which regularly writes, records, and produces music for commercials, and commercially released products for major record labels and music companies.

You, the reader of this site and future owner of "Flatulina™'s Fabulous Holiday Spectacular" may have heard a jingle on your television that was written by TGM. You or someone you know may own a recording graced by the voice of TGM, or with a song written by TGM. But we can't be too specific or else we would blow her cover.

Why then would a successful and working musician take a trip down flatulence boulevard and release this project? TGM is just that quirky, outrageous, and versatile. You can read TGM's candid thoughts on the "story" page of this site.