Why is she so gassy?

If you are not familiar with Flatulina, we are certain you will find the story of her personal struggle with a rare and socially embarrassing medical condition to be both inspiring and incredible. Chronic hypergastrosplosia has literally afflicted dozens of people since the dawn of time, causing poor innocent souls to break wind uncontrollably for the entire course of their lives. Until modern technology made it possible to mask the odor of such a humiliating malady, victims were left socially undesirable and rejected. With the recent emergence of flatulence filters, now CHG sufferers are able to enter the modern day workforce to some degree and carry on somewhat normal lives except for this one remaining detail... the sound of the flatulence.

To this day science has been unable to effectively mask or prevent the unavoidable noise that constant flatulence creates. Sure they've tried and experimented with uncomfortable dilators and such, but who wants to go around all day with THAT? Not Flatulina. Therefore CHG sufferers still bear the scarlet letter of their condition for all to hear and know that they indeed cannot control or prevent their constant and dare we say loud flatulence.

Flatulina, being the brave and resilient diva that she is, has chosen to turn this curse into a blessing, and thus has taken the time to record these amazing renditions of classic holiday songs for your listening pleasure and amusement. She utilizes her medical condition to her advantage and makes music of her flatulence. Yes, it is incredible. Astounding even. And you, dear reader, are among those lucky enough to encounter Flatulina and her breathtaking CD: Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular.